What do I think?
Well, I'll tell ya as plainly as I can dearest Travis. You need a new hobby! I share your sense of accomplishment only a good workout brings. I walked the ten steps to my bathroom without a single spasms this morning AND I held my coffee cup with one hand. YEAH! Of course, it was a two hand job, once there was actual coffee in the cup, but who cares. Still a great workout.
Thyroid issues can cause twitching. I myself have Hashimoto disease, but no twitching associated with it.
Sorry if I lack compassion this day. So do you.