Introducing PZ's new (and improved!) Amazing Esophatube Feeding System!
Are you one of the many that have been talked into having hard to manage feeding tube systems drilled into your belly? Have you had to deal with stomach contents spewing out of a man-made hole in your abdomen?
Well! Now you can relax with a more user-friendly feeding system by PZ Laboratories Inc. Introducing PZ's New (and improved!) Amazing Esophatube Feeding System. This incredible one piece system does away with protruding plugs, funnels and clamps. It is comprised of a soft, 12" plastic tube with a feeding funnel on top. Simply slide the tube down your throat until the funnel is level with your nose and pour any liquid or puree of any consistency in the funnel. Feeding is quick and clean.
Included with every order of the Esophatube are 6 packets of Instabuds designed to simulate your natural taste buds. These exciting Instabuds come in a variety of flavors from apple to zucchini.
But wait! There's more! Order today and get a complimentary order of PZ's new (and improved!) Anti-Twitch Cream along with a free, trial size vat of PZ's new (and improved!) Anti-Snort Elixer. We've sold dozens (okay, not quite a dozen) of these at the regular price of $29.95 (plus shipping, handling and toxic waste fees) but during this special promotional offer, you get the whole she-bang for $28.95 (plus shipping, handling and toxic waste fees).
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