Geezer Hall of Fame
I have now achieved full membership in the Geezerhood Society Ladies Auxilliary.
My new DynavoxVmax arrived a couple months ago, and one nephew put it together for me, a niece got the battery charged, and another nephew assembled a computer stand for it (natural birch finish, easy assembly). Yesterday, the saleswoman who conned me, er, sold me the device came by for my first (and probably only) lesson.
Since it's too heavy for me to carry anywhere, and I can't see asking visitors to stand around in the den while I type out a conversation, I told her I just needed to know how to use it with a phone for now.
It's got a gazillion screens filled with tiles with pre-printed messages, such as "Hi." Or you can change the screen to a more formal conversational mode, and it will say "Hello." I could probably type out War & Peace before I could find the "Hi" button, but that's a moot point right now.
Turns out the saleswoman had never used the phone component before, so it took a while for her to read the instructions. We finally got it working and she was doing various tasks tapping away at the screen when the phone rang. A real, honest to gosh phone call coming in on my Dynavox.
Of course, I panicked. She, meanwhile, answered the call ("hi") and started a conversation with my pharmacy. I then did the only thing I could think of, and started shouting at the Dynavox, trying to get in on the conversation. "WAIT. HI! I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. NO, DON'T HANG UP. IT'S ME, THE ONE YOU'RE CALLING." Finally I ran (limped furiously) into the other room for a "real" phone just as they were saying their goodbyes.
When I went back to the den, the nice lady said "Your prescription's ready."
Yeah, whatever.
The good thing about this: I had planned on using a male voice on the DynaVox to get a little more respect, but it turns out I CAN GET A BRITISH ACCENT ! It is sooooooooo cool. I sound soooooooooooo classy.
Now all I have to do is remember shouting at the Dynavox doesn't work.
I tell you, ALS ain't for sissies.