Boatloads of Puns

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frankb

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Fresh off the email circuit:

a man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - - the same mustard as before.

practice safe eating -- always use condiments

shotgun wedding --a case of wife or death.

a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

a hangover is the wrath of grapes.

dancing check-to-check is really a form of floor play.

reading while sunbathing makes one well red.

- - - - - -more to come later if you can stand them - - - - -
 
Whoa Frank! I think I just OD'd !
 
ha love bad puns!
 
Frank, I depend on you for these. I use them as inspiration to help my husband torment our teenager with bad Dad Jokes.
 
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