oldie but goodie

frankb

Senior member
Joined
Jun 8, 2011
Messages
551
Reason
PALS
Diagnosis
10/2010
Country
US
State
Georgia
City
Sandy Springs
A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.


A sign on a blinds and curtain truck:
Blind man driving


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix


In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.


On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist's Office :
If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.


On a Plumber's truck :
We repair what your husband fixed.


On another Plumber's truck :
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.


On an Electrician's truck :
Let us remove your shorts


In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and will take appropriate action.


On a Maternity Room door :
Push. Push. Push.


At a Car Dealership :
The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment.


Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming


In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!


At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your
payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU
will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
and get fed up.


In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
Drive carefully. We'll wait.


At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.


In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.


and last, but certainly not least:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution -
This Truck is full of political promises
 
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