Rise Up

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zoohouse

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It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation.
Now he was presenting a children's sermon.

He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of the whole congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him, and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours, you are supposed to call the doctor."

:lol:It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
 
oh no! I am going to have to repeat this one, several times !
 
That'll go down as a classic! Yes, pun intended ;-)
 
Great I will have to remember it for our next als group meeting.

Rick
 
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