irismarie
Very helpful member
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2009
- Messages
- 1,386
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 05/2010
- Country
- FR
- State
- tarn et garonne
- City
- valeilles
Some people complain about the open mouth problem. It takes just a little imagination to find ways to overcome this slight inconvenience.
1 Stand upside down. Gravity takes care of your jaw with no problem at all. If you find it difficult to turn yourself completely upside down, just turn your head upside down. There! No more jaw drop.
2 Tie a beautiful ribbon around your head and tie tightly under the chin in a fetching bow.
This can be used as an accessory to whatever hat is in season, being especially attractive with berets and sou’wester rain hats.
If you are a man and feel this is a little effeminate, simply add a false moustache, black for preference, for a virile effect.
The ribbon can also be tied on top of the head but this is more likely to make people confuse you with Shirley Temple
Men who wish to present a more business-like appearance can use a tie instead of a ribbon and make a proper slip tie knot under the chin to preserve the traditional look. Care must be taken when passing under low tree branches
3 Wear your glasses under your chin. They not only give support to that slack old chin, they give an unusual and excellent view of your belly button.
4 More difficult cases can easily be secured with a screw and bolt. A bolt of at least 15 inches is recommended. Measure the height of the head from chin to crown and add a good four inches at each end. Get a friend to pass the bolt through that troublesome chin and secure firmly with screw-on thingies (I’m only a girl) once the bolt protrudes from the top of the head.
Warning - This method has led to problems with eating afterwards.
5 For the young and with-it, there are always the ever fashionable piercings on hand to help. A piercing with ring (gold recommended for hygiene) at each side of the lower lip and through each eyebrow, and away we go. You can attach the lip to the eyebrows by silk and in the event of a boring evening you can always liven the scene by raising and lowering the eyebrows thus opening and closing the mouth, ensuring rousing hilarity all around you.
So do not despair, my friends. See how just a little imagination and effort can not only solve the problem of the open mouth but provide hours of innocent fun for all.
1 Stand upside down. Gravity takes care of your jaw with no problem at all. If you find it difficult to turn yourself completely upside down, just turn your head upside down. There! No more jaw drop.
2 Tie a beautiful ribbon around your head and tie tightly under the chin in a fetching bow.
This can be used as an accessory to whatever hat is in season, being especially attractive with berets and sou’wester rain hats.
If you are a man and feel this is a little effeminate, simply add a false moustache, black for preference, for a virile effect.
The ribbon can also be tied on top of the head but this is more likely to make people confuse you with Shirley Temple
Men who wish to present a more business-like appearance can use a tie instead of a ribbon and make a proper slip tie knot under the chin to preserve the traditional look. Care must be taken when passing under low tree branches
3 Wear your glasses under your chin. They not only give support to that slack old chin, they give an unusual and excellent view of your belly button.
4 More difficult cases can easily be secured with a screw and bolt. A bolt of at least 15 inches is recommended. Measure the height of the head from chin to crown and add a good four inches at each end. Get a friend to pass the bolt through that troublesome chin and secure firmly with screw-on thingies (I’m only a girl) once the bolt protrudes from the top of the head.
Warning - This method has led to problems with eating afterwards.
5 For the young and with-it, there are always the ever fashionable piercings on hand to help. A piercing with ring (gold recommended for hygiene) at each side of the lower lip and through each eyebrow, and away we go. You can attach the lip to the eyebrows by silk and in the event of a boring evening you can always liven the scene by raising and lowering the eyebrows thus opening and closing the mouth, ensuring rousing hilarity all around you.
So do not despair, my friends. See how just a little imagination and effort can not only solve the problem of the open mouth but provide hours of innocent fun for all.