One thing that may have caught you.
I know this guy {{looking over both shoulders}} and he plugged in his chair before going to bed. {{after all , he is a smart lad}}
The urge to pass bodily fluids was enough to wake him. {{second brain cell yells - holy bedsheets batman - he is gonna pee the bed}}
Jumping in the chair and moving the joystick only produced flashing lights. Fear crosses his mind, there is going to be a puddle on the floor. {{that third brain cell aint worth nuthin}}
When that fourth brain cell kicked in , he unplugged the chair , and made it to the pisser on time. {{Ahhhhhhhh}}
Check that the chair is unplugged before trying to use it.