Jen, consider yourself beamed. You are now lying face down, your modesty covered by a small towel, your softly yielding flesh is being smothered with heather oils by a topless, muscle rippling, kilted hunk in a candle lit atmosphere. You have consumed 3 champagnes and are looking forward to lots more until he bends and whispers huskily in your ear "is there anything more I can do for you" ............you pause, and remember the deer skin scattered room next door, the feather day bed....."what more do you have in mind" you say, in your best sexy voice.."because I have read... 50 shades..............."
The rest is up to you, fill in the blanks...