scotslassie
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Right! Tea...... Hmmmm. Lets spice things up a bit and have some Scottish Coffee. Coffee, Drambuie and whipped cream. You can have it ice cold or toasty hot. We will have one or five of those. Served with space cakes whilst puffing on a hookah. There is a side serving of chilled champagne and strawberries and smoked salmon. We can all talk nonsense as we get our pedi and manicures, dressed in our long white fluffy robes. The massage parlour is staffed by 6' 5", stripped to the waist, oiled and kilted strapping Scotsmen who have a firm but gentle touch. They call you "bonny lass" and roll their 'R's' while rubbing heather & honey oils into your softly yielding skin. Followed by a warm scented bath, wrapped in soft towels and laid on a feather day bed. By "laid", I mean placed upon.......not the other thing.....just in case some of you are getting funny ideas. So, who wants brownies and tea...or who wants beamed up...again. Form an orderly queue ladies (and maybe, who knows, gentlemen). x