The best way to shut them all is the simple statement "I am dying".
>I'm tired of people telling me, "Well, everyone has to die sometime."
Those people need to get together with my Mother In law. Early in the piece, when I had the doctors stumped, they had "terminal " being mentioned a lot.
My mother in law said to me "well I could get hit by a bus tomorrow "
mmm.....that could be arranged! !