Wendy... (caution: Adult Content)

[Clearwater AL]

I’m gonna push the limits here… one of my favorites.

Two guys walk into a mens room, one is a Jamaican guy the other guy is white.
They walk up to the wall urinals side by side.

While they are going the white guy happens to glance over and notices the Jamaican guy has a tattoo on his private part and he notices at the top it has a W and near the end it has a Y. Curious the white guy says,


“Just curious, sorry but.., I notice you have a tattoo on yours… I have one too.”

The Jamaican guy says. “Yea, what’s yours say?”

The white guy says, “When I get an erection mine says my wife’s name… Wendy.”

The white guy says, “What does yours say?”

The Jamaican guy says, “Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.”

 

[bigmark1954]

Al............I love it when you talk dirty!!

When fully erect mine has a hundred dollar bill on it.

 

[Clearwater AL]

Mark when you wrote 'I love it when you talk dirty" I got thinking about that.

I spent many years of my life living single (married Ann 2002). Back in my 40s I tried that on a few ladies here and there... sometimes it made some smile and other times it didn't go over well. No big deal.

Now at my age if I tried it... I'd be called "A Dirty Old Man."

 

[Chincoteaguer]

Al

Tattoos? Ouch!!

Sometimes a friend might ask me: "What's up?". I always tell them: "I know what's not up".

In other words my tattoo is not visible anymore.

You would have to be my age to understand.

 

[Clearwater AL]

The point I missed was… back then I told a dirty joke to a lady, or to some of the office girls or inappropriately complimented a lady on her physical attributes or one in particular, at some convention, bar or night club settings.

Again, back then.

Today that could cause one to get in trouble, depending who you are, lose your job or have a written reprimand in your file (inhibiting promotions and raises).

Ok here’s a once perpetrator (as we’re called today) who realizes it was wrong and supports those who are now calling it out.

Ok, back to funny. Nothing against those who do… but I have no tattoos

And… Yikes! Not there!

 

[KimT]

Al,

You can compliment me any time!!!!!

I've been around the block a time or two....or three...or four :lol::lol::lol:

 

[KarenNWendyn]

Al, here’s one for you. So the guy has a tattoo on his schlong that starts with a “w” and ends with a “Y”. Here are some alternatives to “Wendy” and “Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day”:

Why
Willy
Weeny
Whizzy
Wish for the sky

 

[KimT]

If it's that big.....Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

 

[Clearwater AL]

Re: Wendy...

Ok... on the other side.

At a small local outdoor concert a women about late 40s / early 50s wearing a tee shirt that said, "Yes They're Real".

I took a good look being her shirt implied I should and said,

"Really?"

She said, "Really!"

I said, "Real real?

She said, "Home grown."

I said, "Melons?"

Then I got put in my place... she said, "You'll never know."

So today with men being called out for the slightest incidents of inappropriate comments... there's are "invitations" on the other side too.

 

[ShiftKicker]

I like a good dick joke, AL- I know a few that would make even your eyes water. However, I added the caution in the title just in case it proves to be distressing to folks not expecting it. The warning will either be advertising or caution, depending on who is looking. We do have under age readers here as well. Not everyone knows your sense of humor!

 

[bigmark1954]

This lady says she knows AL

 

[Clearwater AL]

Ok Mark... when you wrote,

"Al............I love it when you talk dirty!!"

That had me wondering about you.

Shiftkicker, your last sentence,

"Not everyone knows your sense of humor!"

There was a joke before mine (simple truths) that was surely adult content too.

 

[ShiftKicker]

Sure Al. You ratting people out? "He did it first!" I admit, I don't always read the jokes. Will go and change the title, per your recommendation.

 

[Clearwater AL]

Shiftkicker,

"Sure Al. You ratting people out? "He did it first!"

No, not ratting out anyone... just pointing out.

Pointing out a previous joke. Read Truth 1 read Truth 2 and the Bonus Rule..

PS. "Simple Truths" got six "Thanks"

Geeze. (Ok, I see you have added Adult Content to that joke too. Thanks.)

Suggestion: Maybe the Forum needs to have an "Important" on the joke page that says,

Please refrain from jokes concerning sex and or profane language.

 

[tripete]

in my case everything is so inverted that instead of "W Y" its "Y W"