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- 07/2017
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- State
- OR
- City
- Southern Oregon
A woman goes to the doctor and tells him her husband is losing interest in sex.
So the doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He says she should slip it into his food at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she goes back to the doctor for her follow-up appointment.
She says, "Doc, that pill you gave me worked great! I hid it in his food just like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor, a little taken aback, says, "I'm sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
The woman says, "Nah, that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
So the doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He says she should slip it into his food at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she goes back to the doctor for her follow-up appointment.
She says, "Doc, that pill you gave me worked great! I hid it in his food just like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor, a little taken aback, says, "I'm sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
The woman says, "Nah, that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
