The only clean jokes I know - joke 3

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A guy walks on as a single and the pro says " I can send you out with the guy who is on the first tee but I hope you don't mind dogs, he has a little dog he always brings with him. " the single says" no problem " and hustles to the first tee.

They hit their tee shots and then their approaches and the guy with the little dog has a nasty snake of a downhill putt. So he lines it up and hits it and it breaks left then right then left again and drops in for a birdie. The little dog starts dancing around on his hind legs and yapping.

The single says "wow! That's a really talented dog you have there! What he do when you miss?"

the guy with the dog says " he does somersaults.

" wow " says the single" how many does he do "?

The guy with the dog says" depends on how hard I kick him "
 
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