notBrad
Senior member
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2015
- Messages
- 632
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 04/2015
- Country
- US
- State
- OR
- City
- The coast of
A guy goes to play golf and he asks the person in the pro-shop if he can get on the course and the pro says as a matter of fact there is a three some about to go off I can put you with them. The guy hustles to the first tee.
When he gets there the other guys recognize him and ask " hey don't you always play with Bob?". And the guy says " well, we had a falling out".
And one of the three some says " well come on, spill it".
So the single says " let me put it this way.
Would you play golf with a guy who bails on all his bets?
Who borrows money and never pays it back?
Who borrows your car and wrecks it?
And come to find out is sleeping with both your wife and your daughter? "
the three some is floored and says" no way "!
And the single says" well, evidently neither will Bob "!
When he gets there the other guys recognize him and ask " hey don't you always play with Bob?". And the guy says " well, we had a falling out".
And one of the three some says " well come on, spill it".
So the single says " let me put it this way.
Would you play golf with a guy who bails on all his bets?
Who borrows money and never pays it back?
Who borrows your car and wrecks it?
And come to find out is sleeping with both your wife and your daughter? "
the three some is floored and says" no way "!
And the single says" well, evidently neither will Bob "!
