st patrick's day funny

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frankb

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Mrs Mc Millen answered the door to find h e r husband's, Paddy, standing on the steps.

“Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the brewery”

Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned”

Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”

Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out 3 times to pee!”
 
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