beauty4everyone
Distinguished member
- Joined
- Jul 5, 2018
- Messages
- 264
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 04/2018
- Country
- US
- State
- GA
- City
- Someplace
“AUTHORITIES IN FLORIDA are searching for two men who left an injured alligator at a convenience store. ‘“No, No,”’ said the alligator. “It’s all right. They said they’d see me later’”.
AS A WOMAN WAS watching a soap opera, her husband asked, “How can you cry over imaginary problems of people you’ve never met?”
She replied, “For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you’ve never met makes a touchdown.”
A POLICE OFFICER pulled a driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over he said, “Madam, It says on your license you’re supposed to be wearing glasses”.
“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.
“Look Lady, I don’t care who you know”, the officer snapped. “You’re getting a ticket!”
A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER was telling the children the story about how Lot’s wife looked back and suddenly turned into a pillar of salt. “My mother looked back once when she was driving”, a little boy said, “and she turned into a telephone pole.”
May today reveal something beautiful to lift your spirit. B.
AS A WOMAN WAS watching a soap opera, her husband asked, “How can you cry over imaginary problems of people you’ve never met?”
She replied, “For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you’ve never met makes a touchdown.”
A POLICE OFFICER pulled a driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over he said, “Madam, It says on your license you’re supposed to be wearing glasses”.
“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.
“Look Lady, I don’t care who you know”, the officer snapped. “You’re getting a ticket!”
A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER was telling the children the story about how Lot’s wife looked back and suddenly turned into a pillar of salt. “My mother looked back once when she was driving”, a little boy said, “and she turned into a telephone pole.”
May today reveal something beautiful to lift your spirit. B.
