Ski Trip - risque

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frankb

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John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house.''Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two
men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared,
and they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine and a half months later, John got an
unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith,
do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
when we were on that great ski trip? 'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said, a little embarrassed
about being found out'I have to admit that I did.'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Keith's face turned beet red and he said,Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why
do you ask?'
She just died and left me everything.'
(And you thought the ending would be different!)
 
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