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frankb

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SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
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SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them come up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job."
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry
in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the *******'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember
you when they're in trouble again..
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..
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BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot by the woman's husband.



I think Congressmen should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR
drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
 
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