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Bob, aged 92, and Mary, aged 89, were excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding, they passed a drug store. Bob suggested they go in.

Bob asked to speak to the pharmacist. He explained they’re about to get married, and asked, "Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course we do," the pharmacist replied.

"Medicine for rheumatism?"
"Definitely," he said.

"How about Viagra?"
"Of course."

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
"Yes, the works."

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?"
"Absolutely."

"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
"All speeds and sizes."
(But not power wheelchairs :-()

“Good," Bob said to the pharmacist. "We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."
 
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