Outer Space Jokes

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Q: What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it's full.

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!

Q: What's a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Ok, you can groan now.:mrgreen::mrgreen:


A couple more random thoughts....

In the USA, there are more Chinese restaurants then all of the MCDonalds, KFC's, Burger King and Wendy's put together.

There are more English speakers in China then in the United States.
 
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