Non ALS post, a laugh for you at my expense

[JennyC]

Sometimes I just like to talk about normal things with you guys too....okay so this isn't normal but it was so hilariously awful that I figured it would give everyone a giggle

I was going to see my mom today, I am at exit 19 and she is in between exits 10 an 11. Takes maybe 40-45 minutes to get there. Every week I usually wait until I get down there to have my coffee...well today I decided to have coffee AND a big glass of OJ before I head out.....bad idea, such a bad idea! Apparently there is a HUGE accident at exit 15....I am stuck in traffic for 3 hours....around hour one I have to pee BADLY, by hour two I'm eyeing the woods on the side of the highway but realize there is just not enough cover....by hour three I have peed myself.....

I called my Uncle to tell my mom because she and her nurse were taking bets on if I could hold it or not....not sure who won. But my mom told me to turn around and go home. So I'm home now, with a dry bum, clothes in the washer and a new appreciation for leather seats

 

[scaredwifetx]

Ahh..Jenny. I am not sure if I should be giggling at your expense. I travel for a living and you would not believe how many times I have regretted that big cup of coffee. Thank goodness....I have kidneys of steel but i am sure the looks on my face was funny enough.

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a much better New Year

 

[JennyC]

I have a bladder the size of a freaking pin head...and yes you should totally be giggling because it is in fact very very funny lol

 

[Nuts]

Jenny, thanks for the laugh. Now, try googling uribag. They make them for women as well as men. Matt's endocryinologist is a hunter, and he was very excited when Matt told him about them (he hunts from a tree stand). Of course, you probably need to be in a skirt...without any undies.....

 

[JennyC]

At one point I had pants and undies down with coat over my lap and a dunkin donuts coffee cup between my legs while stuck in the traffic. I'd try the uribag.

 

[Atsugi]

Yep, it's a good giggle at your expense. Thanks. But don't feel alone.

I had just completed a survival school in the Navy, which included a week in the desert without food. They brought us back to base on a bus. We were dirty and smelly, so they wouldn't let us into the chow hall. We all took showers, put on our dress white uniforms (all white, like in Officer and a Gentleman), and we proceeded to the chow hall.

Of course, I loaded up on meats, proteins! Gobble, gobble, oink, oink. Filled myself. Suddenly my personal aft-mounted waste disposal exit orifice exploded! Really stinky, really wet, and really brown.

I got up from the table and walked past the women's dormitories on that Sunday morning with drooping and dripping white pants. Definitely a walk of shame.

 

[JennyC]

Oh my gosh, the guys must have never let you hear the end of that!