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Time for some groaners for all you nerdlings out there.
NERD JOKES
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
2. The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
3. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him, he asks, “How much?” The barman replies, “For you - no charge.”
4. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum...
5. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here! Argon doesn’t react.
6. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh no! I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”
7. An infectious disease walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve your type here.” The disease replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
8. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
9. A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if they can help with the luggage. The photon replies, “I don’t have any, I’m traveling light “...
10. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark.
NERD JOKES
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
2. The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
3. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him, he asks, “How much?” The barman replies, “For you - no charge.”
4. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum...
5. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here! Argon doesn’t react.
6. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh no! I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”
7. An infectious disease walks into a bar. The barman says, “We don’t serve your type here.” The disease replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
8. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
9. A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if they can help with the luggage. The photon replies, “I don’t have any, I’m traveling light “...
10. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark.