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frankb

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PALS
Diagnosis
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US
State
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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:*
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:***
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
 

littlered

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Lost a loved one
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06/2012
Country
US
State
NV
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


A bike in town keeps running me over, it's a vicious cycle.


Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.


Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.


I before E except after C disproved by science.


Eat more donuts, it's the original hole food.


I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them.


If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.


Things that tell the truth...small children, drunk people and yoga pants.


I ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first.


Alligators can grow up to 20 feet, but most only grow 4


Saw a baguette at the zoo, it was bread in captivity.


Stupidity knows no bounds, but it knows a lot of people.
 
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