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A Higgs Boson walks into church.
The priest says, "You can't come in here, we don't allow Higgs Bosons."
The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20."
The second one says, "I'll have some H20 too."
The second one dies.
If you're not part of the solution...
You're part of the precipitate.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but really mean your mother.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.
The priest says, "You can't come in here, we don't allow Higgs Bosons."
The Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
How many general-relativity theoretists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20."
The second one says, "I'll have some H20 too."
The second one dies.
If you're not part of the solution...
You're part of the precipitate.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but really mean your mother.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.