> Subject: Fwd: Why she is divorced
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> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
> I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
> 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
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> As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
> I thought...... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.
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> My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfasts and didn't say a word.
> So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent..
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> As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said, 'Good Morning, lady, and
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> by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
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> I worked until one o'clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know,
> it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out
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> to lunch, just you and me.....'
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> I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
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> We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead
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> a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
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> tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful
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> day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
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> I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
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> He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
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> After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don't mind, I'm going to
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> step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
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> He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge
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> birthday cake ..... followed by my husband my kids, and dozens of my friends and
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> co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
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> And I just sat there.... On the couch......Naked.
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