frankb
Senior member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2011
- Messages
- 587
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2010
- Country
- US
- State
- Georgia
- City
- Sandy Springs
(Elaine, you are as funny as your jokes ! ! !)
Shorties:
Concluding a powerful and impassioned speech enumerating his many splindid qualities, the candidate finally asked if anyone had any questions. "Yes, sir." called out a voice from the crowd. "Who else is running?"
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard working people. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - -- - we elected them.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
An optimist created the airplane, a pessimist created the seat belts.
Just because you're paranoid dodesn't mean they are not out to get you.
Shorties:
Concluding a powerful and impassioned speech enumerating his many splindid qualities, the candidate finally asked if anyone had any questions. "Yes, sir." called out a voice from the crowd. "Who else is running?"
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard working people. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - -- - we elected them.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
An optimist created the airplane, a pessimist created the seat belts.
Just because you're paranoid dodesn't mean they are not out to get you.