humor on marriage

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. you are never childless when you have a husband.

. husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. the will never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.

. a slightly drunk woman is watching tv and yells "don't you go there, you dumb bi*ch". her husband asks "what are you watching"? - "our wedding video".
 
We buy lottery tickets. Last year I won $5000.00 dollars.

She said, “We sure needed that.”

A few months ago she won $5000.00 dollars.

She said, “I’ve got to go to the Lottery Office and get my money.”

Hmmm… “We” when I won. “My” when she won. :)
 
Young son: “Dad, is it true? I heard that in some countries, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad: “Believe me son... that happens in this country too." :)
 
This guy is married with two kids.

One afternoon he made an appointment with a divorce attorney without
his wife knowing.

At the appointment he asks the attorney about getting a divorce.

The attorney asks what is the cause, “Your wife is cheating on you,
irreconcilable differences… what cause?’

The guy says, “I just don’t feel like being married anymore.”

The attorney says, “Is that the cause you would present to a Family
Court Judge as grounds?”

The guy says, “Well… I’d have to be honest about it.”

The attorney asks, “How much do you earn a year?”

The guy says, “A little over $48,000.00 dollars a year.”

The lawyer says, “Can you live on $8,000 dollars a year?”
 
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