It was under the cover of darkness
The clouds overhead hid the moon and its radiance
The neighbors all sleeping in their beds , except for me, I had to pee
Quietly, I opened the door, took my personal elevator to ground level
The cold night air was fresh and chilling
I tilted head back, searching for a glimmer of light
I have built up my courage, and tried to howl
I burped - uh ... not what I had in mind
Lets try that again, tilted my head back once more
ready to give it my all
nothing, not even a woof
I cleared my throat , one last time
Ahhh, there we go. I farted (earlier prediction was true)
Ok, so I have tried. I am shivering, the birds are mocking with their songs, dawn approaches
I spent the next 5 minutes zooming around on my chair and peeing on the neighbors shrubs
heading back indoors. time for more sleep
note to self: next time make sure there was no frost. I hope the sun evaporates the frost as I have the only wheelchair in this area.