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Here’s an old favorite, well-worth repeating.
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Golden retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
Border collie: just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: you know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
Lab: Oh me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I will just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Cocker spaniel: why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: well it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Rottweiler: Duh,, make me.
Beagle: you mean that thing I ate was a lightbulb?
Boxer: who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish wolfhound: can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there is, there it is, right there.
Greyhound: it isn’t moving. Who cares?
Yorkshire terrier: I’m overqualified. Have the boxer do it .
Australian Shepherd: first, I’ll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle.
Old English sheepdog: lightbulb? I don’t see any lightbulb.
Hound dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Schnauzer: bark, bark, bark. I said the light bulb is out! Bark, bark, bark. What part of that didn’t you hear? I mean hello???
Shih Tzu: Who, me change a lightbulb? We are Royal descendants and we have staff to do that .
And what about cats?
Cats: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff ....
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Golden retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
Border collie: just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: you know I can’t reach that stupid lamp.
Lab: Oh me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Jack Russell terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I will just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Cocker spaniel: why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: well it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Rottweiler: Duh,, make me.
Beagle: you mean that thing I ate was a lightbulb?
Boxer: who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish wolfhound: can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there is, there it is, right there.
Greyhound: it isn’t moving. Who cares?
Yorkshire terrier: I’m overqualified. Have the boxer do it .
Australian Shepherd: first, I’ll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle.
Old English sheepdog: lightbulb? I don’t see any lightbulb.
Hound dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Schnauzer: bark, bark, bark. I said the light bulb is out! Bark, bark, bark. What part of that didn’t you hear? I mean hello???
Shih Tzu: Who, me change a lightbulb? We are Royal descendants and we have staff to do that .
And what about cats?
Cats: Dogs do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff ....