Hemorrhoid

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Firefighter58

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My grandfather was having a problem with hemorrhoids so my grandmother went to the store and bought him some suppositories, a few days later she asked how he was doing, he then replied, nothing, for all the good they did I might as well shoved them up my ass.
Al
 
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KarenNWendyn

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Good one Al. Reminds me of another:

A doctor asked a female patient how she liked her new birth control pills.
“I’m not sure,” replied the woman. “”They keep falling out.”
 

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So funny Al....My elderly uncle once was ready to pop a suppository in his mouth but I managed to nab it before it went in. Phew.....
 
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Clearwater AL

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This guy had an appointment with a Proctologist. He was 15 minutes
early for his appointment but waited another 15 minutes past his
scheduled time before he was called to the examining room.

It was another 15 minutes before the Proctologist walked in.
The guy was very agitated.

The doctor greeted him with, “Mr Smith, nice to meet you.”

The guy looks at his watch and says to the doctor..,

“Do you own a watch? I’ve been waiting 30 minutes.”

The doctor sits in his chair, leans back and says,

“Ya know… your face looks familiar.”
 
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