Stu was his usual handsome, charming, gracious, studly, manly, toned, tanned, buff, beautiful self, but I noticed he kept winning all the raffles. Amazing! He drove an 18-wheeler to the event to haul it all away ... redoing the old manse in Capistrano, Stu? How many Halloween-themed centerpieces do you actually need?
When the swallows return to Capistrano, there won't be room, with all the loot Stu took home. (Now, if only the swallows would return to Beth, she'd be a happy camper.)
Just kidding, folks. It was a beautiful event, packed with nice people, and emcee'd with flair and elegance by Stu the Magnificent! Live jazz band and everything. Photos may or may not be forthcoming.
Are you sure this is how Jerry Lewis started out?