Charlie decided to check Mel’s room again and seeing the door ajar he knocked and went in, just in time to see SueHelpful, well it looked a bit like her twitch and shake violently on the bed, roll over and then roll back, looking like Mell, his sister.
What the ! cried out Charlie.
Quick shut the door Charlie and I will tell you what I know.
Charlie shut the door and sat on the bed, holding his sisters hand.
Well its like this, I don’t know what happens but every time I twitch I change into, well I don’t know what but it seems that I am gone somewhere for a short time, being a totally different person.
Well I know who you end up being replied Charlie, you end up being that SueHelpful. When I came in I recognised her in you. That explains a lot of things to me, like how she knew about the guns we are going to bring in.
Guns, oh no replied Mell, I hate guns.
Mmmmmm thought Charlie, I must have told her just as she was changing into SueHelpful about the guns, what am I going to do?
Mell continued and said, as you are my long lost brother I will support you in any thing you do but just don’t bring the guns near me, you understand?
Perfectly my dear sister, thinking all was not lost.
Now I just might have something for you to stop those twitches as I used to get them, but since taking this, dragging out a small bottle from his vest pocket. It might work for you too, but you have to take the first sip just as you are twitching.
What is it replied Mell.
Well its an extract of a combination of local Adelaide seaweeds and the tree fern, “Dicksonia antarctica” , found on the slopes of the Mount Lofty Ranges, and made by my good mate Ernst Heyne.
Just then a small twitch began in Mell’s leg. Quick Mell, have a sip, I don’t know what will happen but it is worth a go.
Well Mell had a sip and immediately fell back on the bed twitching and writhing in shear agony. Oh no thought Charlie, what have I done to my sis, what have I done.
The twitches went on for 10 minutes or so, then suddenly they stopped and Mell rolled over, away from Charlie. Then she slowly rolled back looking more lovely than before as Mell.
How do you feel now, well I feel sort of different, you know like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
Phew said Charlie, I think it might have just worked, hugging his sister.
Just then a knock on the door startled them, getting up Charlie was fronted by Paisley and a girl, only clothed in a sheet.
Charlie let out a gasp, it was SueHelpful.
Mell my dear girl, we need to talk about the wedding, but that can wait. I found SueHelpful wondering around the garden, looking lost. Cannot get much sense from her, she keeps on mumbling something about you though, something about a boat. Could you look after her and give her some clothes, she looks to be the same size as you.
Come on Charlie, we will leave the girls alone, lets go and have a drink.
Right on mate, replied Charlie, I certainly need one.
(editors note: now we need a SueHelpful, any one game to take up the role, CJ, any one?. No experiance nessessary :lol: )