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For real.. A doctor claims the COVID 19 virus can also be spread by passing gas.... farting.
And.... most of all if one is not wearing pants. His words. Even with pants on he claims
the particles are in the air.
Fart particles?
Must be what you smell.... it's a good thing they make noise so you have time to grab a
mask.
It was said the reason farts smell is so that deaf people know somebody cut one.
So, if the person walking in front of you is over 6' tall not wearing pants and you are only
5'2''.... promptly turn and walk the other way.
If a person is wearing pants and you're close enough to hear it... tighten your mask
and hold your breath, double your social distance. Or if in a room..... hope it's big enough.
But.... the dog will probably get blamed for this too!
PS. Did you know farts are flammable? When I was in the service at special training after
"lights out" this guy on his bunk would say, "Hey" "Hey" and he'd put a lighter to his butt.
One time one didn't evacuate with sufficient velocity.... he didn't do that again.
And.... most of all if one is not wearing pants. His words. Even with pants on he claims
the particles are in the air.
Fart particles?
Must be what you smell.... it's a good thing they make noise so you have time to grab a
mask.
It was said the reason farts smell is so that deaf people know somebody cut one.
So, if the person walking in front of you is over 6' tall not wearing pants and you are only
5'2''.... promptly turn and walk the other way.
If a person is wearing pants and you're close enough to hear it... tighten your mask
and hold your breath, double your social distance. Or if in a room..... hope it's big enough.
But.... the dog will probably get blamed for this too!
PS. Did you know farts are flammable? When I was in the service at special training after
"lights out" this guy on his bunk would say, "Hey" "Hey" and he'd put a lighter to his butt.
One time one didn't evacuate with sufficient velocity.... he didn't do that again.
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