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[frankb]

Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the
same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be
admitted to* Heaven.
The* angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in
Heaven* today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”

The* angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she
should go to* Heaven.* Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at
these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure
it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”

The* angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the
same* question.

The* Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it
without* saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”

Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you
two of* God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply
flushed a* commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain
that to me?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no* matter how big they are."





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[KarenNWendyn]

Thanks for the chuckle Frank, as always. However, I’m not sure Stormy’s pair are exactly God-given.

 

[KarenNWendyn]

Also, Stormy Daniels’s lawyer could probably get her into heaven.

 

[Clearwater AL]

In poker terminology would Two Pair and a Jack be called a Ménage à trois?