Dirty Ralphee

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bigmark1954

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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it..'

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!''
 

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First laugh I've had in a week!
 

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And it got a good laugh out of my wife, too!
 

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oh dear, belly laugh in fact!
 

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Ralphy must be related to 'little Johnny'. He gets up to all sorts down here!
 
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