Where is everybody? I would like to invite you all over here for the day. We can go fishing on the Silvery Tay in the morning, catch a salmon or two, have lunch at the Boating Station on Loch Faskally and in the afternoon take a Landrover Safari up into the Perthshire hills to watch the Red Deer and Ptarmigan (with a wee liquid picnic). Home, via Blair Castle for shortbread with cream and strawberries, then relax by a roaring fire with a fine malt or glass of wine while waiting for your freshly caught and poached salmon dinner. Wouldn't it be nice to live in an ideal world where we could "beam" people up and down like they did in Star Trek? No haggis, I promise.