another bar joke

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KarenNWendyn

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A pint of beer walks into a sandwich shop and orders an egg sandwich. The shop employee says “Sorry, we don’t serve beer here.”
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This woman walks into a bar with a big smile on her face
and orders a drink.

The bar tender notices she’ smiling and seemingly happy.
He says, “You seem to be in a good mood.”

She says, “My husband left me and served me with divorce
papers, he took our savings account but he did gave me the
house.”

The bar tender was kinda confused and said, “That must have
hurt but you did get the house… yet you seem to be happy.”

She said, “Looking back now... when he left he took all the
pictures of his mother with him.”
 
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