What? No jokes since July. Help needed here! "Tickling another's funny bone" providedes light- hearted exercise for you and them
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Here are a few:
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Uncle Pony
When my nephew, Victor, was five, I took him to a local stable for a pony ride. He was very impressed that the stable hands were riding without a saddle. I explained to him that it’s called riding bareback. When I returned him to his parents, they asked him how he enjoyed his pony ride. He excitedly told them that he saw grownups riding naked!"
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The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter,
or, what a beat cop deals with
every day:
• A deputy responded to a report
of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes.
It was the mail carrier.
• A woman said her son was
attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A resident said someone had
entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered
his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel
was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An
officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel."
Q. What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A. A pie-thon!
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
May your face radiate a smile
& your heart be light! May blessings abound. B