frankb
Senior member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2011
- Messages
- 587
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2010
- Country
- US
- State
- Georgia
- City
- Sandy Springs
A young miss was visiting Scotland and was enthralled with the people, the countryside, and everything in general. While visiting a well-known museum she became engrossed in coversation with a very pleasant older gentleman (about my age ?) who was dressed out in traditional Scottish finery (kilt included, of course). He was a great source of local history and provided many tips for her to enjoy while in the area. She felt very comfortable with the old gentleman and, apologetically, asked: Please don't think me forward but we, in the United States, have always wondered if Scot men wear undergarments when wearing the kilt. The old gentleman replied, with a twinkle in his eye: "Well, little lass, put your hand in my pocket and you will find out." The young miss stuck her hand in his pocket, hastily pulled her hand out and shouted: "Gruesom !." To this the old gentleman replied: "Yes, lass, put your hand back in and it will grow some more ! ! !."