I'm number 5 out of 9 kids (I guess that means I'm suppose to suffer from "middle child syndrome"). From the oldest to the youngest, every other first name begins with "K". The oldest in the family is Keith, then Amanda, Kristine, Melinda then me.
Two big hints and now there is a wee, tiny picture of me to help.
Rose, this should be a dead giveaway for my name. If you do not get this, you fail cryptology-101.
If you guess correctly, I'll sign the next post following your answer with my real name.
For Zaphoon, I think it needs to be a name commonly or frequently perceived as a girl's name? We used to love singing that song My Name is Sue! when I was a kid...Have met men named Tracey, Shirley, Lesley and Robin (all names that I think of as girl's names even though I know they can be both). Hope I am interpreting clue correctly...