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Did you know all angels are males?
"Let Angels prostate fall".
 

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Beauty, you need to buy a dictionary.

Prostate... "One standing before."

Nice thought though. Or, is that... thou. :)
 
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Thanks for your thoughtful response and suggestion. I love dictionaries, they're fun to sit and read. However, I don't have any more room for any additional volumes on the bookshelves. I'm storing them behind each other now. I do have several hardback dictionaries: Several in English, two in Latin, one in French, another in Greek, and American Sign Language. I just spelled it wrong. Things are a bit more difficult since my hands shake. I'll try to be more careful should there be a next time. Sorry.
 

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No need to apologize. I have a collection of dictionaries too.

Webster's New World Dictionary, Webster's College Dictionary, Webster's Basic
Dictionary, Webster's Medical Dictionary, Webster's Thesaurus. Barron's Law
Dictionary, ABMA's Engineering Dictionary and Petroleum Institute Enginerring
Dictionary.

Now I wish I could remember the hundreds of words I've looked up. :)
 
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Actually, some simple punctuation changes would make this funny:

“Let Angels’ prostates fall”.

Or, we could be talking about a guy named Angel:
“Let Angel’s prostate fall.”

The resulting visual image is amusing.

In a similar vein, I have a T shirt that reads:
“Let’s eat grandma.”
“Let’s eat, grandma.”
“Commas save lives.”
 

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Is that "Commas save lives." or "Comas save lives."

Double clicking or hitting a letter only once, can change what a word and sentence can mean.
 

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Karen we were highly amused as children with a simlar idea using the sentence

"what's that up on the road ahead?"
"what's that up on the road, a head?"
 

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For others who speak another language English is very difficult to master
because we have many words with several meanings...

CAN.... "Can do."

CAN... "May I."

CAN... Metal container.

CAN... I'm gonna kick your can."

CAN... "Break the law and you'll end up in the can."

CAN... "He kicked the can." (RIP)

CAN... "I gotta use the can."

:)

Should I have put a comma after the word language?
 
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I've got a can of pineapple ...
 

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oh and I'm going to can that stupid idea ...


I hadn't realised we can use can so many ways!
 
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