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One afternoon this guy walks into a small tavern.
He sits at the bar and says to the barmaid, “I’ll have a Jack on
the Rocks.”
She says, “This is a beer and wine tavern, we don’t have alcohol.”
A little perturbed he says…
“Dam, I thought this was a real bar, I need something to drink,
then I’ll go to a real bar. Ok, what do you have on tap?”
She says, “Miller, Bud and Heineken.”
He says, “I guess I’ll have your Heinie.” She says, “Beer.”
She puts his tall glass of Heineken on the bar in front of him then he says,
“Don’t you serve a beer with a napkin under it?
She gets a napkin and puts it under his glass.
After he takes a few sips he says, “Oh well, nothing like a little Heinie
after a hard days work.”
She says, “Yea… I can tell it’s been a while since you’ve had any.”
He sits at the bar and says to the barmaid, “I’ll have a Jack on
the Rocks.”
She says, “This is a beer and wine tavern, we don’t have alcohol.”
A little perturbed he says…
“Dam, I thought this was a real bar, I need something to drink,
then I’ll go to a real bar. Ok, what do you have on tap?”
She says, “Miller, Bud and Heineken.”
He says, “I guess I’ll have your Heinie.” She says, “Beer.”
She puts his tall glass of Heineken on the bar in front of him then he says,
“Don’t you serve a beer with a napkin under it?
She gets a napkin and puts it under his glass.
After he takes a few sips he says, “Oh well, nothing like a little Heinie
after a hard days work.”
She says, “Yea… I can tell it’s been a while since you’ve had any.”
