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    The Farmer and his Daughters

    This is the story of the Farmer with three daughters. One Friday night, all three have dates. The doorbell rings and the Farmer opens the door: “Hi, I’m Freddy. I’m here to pick up Betty. We are going for spaghetti. Is she ready?” The Farmer calls Betty and they leave. Soon the doorbell...
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    The Ferrari

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available; a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it cost him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man pulls up next to him on a moped. The old man looks over at the...
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    Bacon

    The cure? 😛
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    Automobile Dimmer Switches

    1. Pursuant to the Department of Motor Vehicles Act. No 91-92, all motor vehicles sold after September 19, 1991 will be required to have the headlight dimmer switch mounted on the floorboard. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position accessible to operation by pressing the switch by the...
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    For Frank

    Monday smile
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    The Shower

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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    New Dog Cross Breeds

    The following new cross breeds are now recognized by the Kennel Club - allegedly! Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet Pekingese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English...
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    Outer Space Jokes

    Q: What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A: A marsbar! Q: Why did the sun go to school? A: To get brighter! Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? A: When it's full. Q: What kind of music do planets sing? A: Neptunes! Q: What's a light-year? A: The same as a regular...
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    History of the Middle Finger

    The History of the Middle Finger: Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to share it with my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory...
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    Sheree

    After an almost 7 year journey, my friend of 30 years has moved on to her next adventure. She passed peacefully yesterday after seeing her new granddaughter I know she hung on just to see her. Fly Free Sheree. You will be missed dearly but I know you are whole again and dancing above the...
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