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    The Farmer and his Daughters

    This is the story of the Farmer with three daughters. One Friday night, all three have dates. The doorbell rings and the Farmer opens the door: “Hi, I’m Freddy. I’m here to pick up Betty. We are going for spaghetti. Is she ready?” The Farmer calls Betty and they leave. Soon the doorbell...
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    The Ferrari

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available; a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it cost him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man pulls up next to him on a moped. The old man looks over at the...
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    Bacon

    The cure? 😛
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    Automobile Dimmer Switches

    1. Pursuant to the Department of Motor Vehicles Act. No 91-92, all motor vehicles sold after September 19, 1991 will be required to have the headlight dimmer switch mounted on the floorboard. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position accessible to operation by pressing the switch by the...
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    Recycling old jokes

    Ha ha! I'd forgotten those two! I'm laughing all over again too. Thanks Karen. I'll see if I can find more that are appropriate for posting. Frank has asked also.
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    For Frank

    "My budgie escaped from it's cage and mated with my dog. I've got a couple of puppies going cheep if anyone's interested."
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    For Frank

    Monday smile
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    Wishmobbing's boyfriend slipped away

    Wish, I'm so sorry for your loss. You were an awesome CALS and the support and humor you provided was invaluable. He was a lucky man to have you by his side.
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    more signs

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A bike in town keeps running me over, it's a vicious cycle. Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy. I before E except after C disproved by science...
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    Life isn't fair...

    I'm not sure if you've seen this, it's not the Stones, but a creative teacher having fun. Zepplin's Kashmir. I hope the link will work, it's titled Zepplin! - The Lousiville Leopard Percussionists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuOZnAqQCY
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