frankb
Senior member
- Joined
- Jun 8, 2011
- Messages
- 587
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2010
- Country
- US
- State
- Georgia
- City
- Sandy Springs
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum | |
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction |
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live |
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband? | A: Tell him you're pregnant. |
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. |
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car |
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember these!" |
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you? |