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Just something to read… in the “After 5 Forum Pub”. It took me a few days to put this together. My writing skills aren’t what they used to be. After Spring Break and for the rest of the year our beach bar often reminded me of a Chameleon. It was a side gig I got involved with. From opening...

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell! Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out. Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit. Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in...

Since the joke threads haven’t been quite as active lately, I find it helpful to read through old joke threads. Classics are still classics. This one (which was originally submitted by Clamdigger) remains one of my favorites, and I have gotten a lot of mileage out of it sharing it with...

line dancing was started by women waiting to use the restroom.

Hi, I was diagnosed with Bulbar Onset about 7 months ago. I am still able to eat some things, but they recommended that I get the PEG now, while I’m still fairly fit. My problem is that they situated under my breast, which is large. When I sit, my breast covers it, and it gets irritated. I...

Hello again, to all the wonderful helpers here. Had another EMG yesterday and my fine Dr doesn't think my weakness is caused by ALS. She thinks I have a progressive muscle disease. Again she is recommending I go to Boston's Brigham and Women's hospital and see Dr Amato. He is a respected...

Hi all, First sorry of my bad english. I’m 24 years old women from Finland and I have had now almost 3 months twitching all around my body. It just started from couple of twitching in my right leg. Of course I made some google research and I saw these three letters ALS. After this twitches...

i asked "how much more", and was wrong for doing so. i have no right feeling sorry for myself. it is becoming increasingly difficult to remember who i am while this disease and the illness of my loved ones comes bearing down on me. i need to remind myself to be thankful and to use what ever i...

Saw neurologist today. A couple of days earlier because she had a cancellation. She recommended I go to Brigham and Women's in Boston to a muscle specialist. She said he was best in world lol. I suggested she do another EMG before I go to Boston. She agreed to that idea. I'll have to wait until...

Rules… Rule Number 1. Life isn’t fair. Rule number 2. No one can change Rule Number One. Rule number 3. Improvise, adapt and accept. (The best you can). What brought this to my mind was I watched a Rolling Stones concert… “The Stones… Over Havana Moon. These guys now are all in their 70s...