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Old 11-06-2009, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK , its Friday WooHoo .

Everyone has little tidbits of information that are humorus , weird and sometimes downright stupid.

So , lets make this the official list.

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Its not the fall or crash that hurts.

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Old 11-06-2009, 12:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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People with weakness in their hands should not handle crazy glue. Trust me , I found out today.
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOLFR...laugh out loud for real Glen.......my family gets really nervous when i reach for a knife

here's my tidbit, those plastic things on the end of your shoelaces; those things that keep your laces from fraying...they are called aglets

info you never knew you needed
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Let's see Glenn,
This is up my alley. My family always kid's me for my useless info.
Pennsylvania has the second most senior citizen population after Florida.
How i8 that for random?
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there are no words in the English language which rhyme with "orange"
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A woman cannot pee for a man! So when he asks, as mine does, "Just say no!"
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there are no words in the English language which rhyme with "orange"
orange you glad you knew that !!!
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)
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A penguin can hold it's breath for 15 minutes. (watching March of the Pengiuns).. So cute.
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Speaking of pigs and holding your breath - I don't know what your avatar is doing Glen, but mine is protecting itself from Swine Flu! My husband has a mask that he has suggested he could wear from being in the pest control business many years ago that looks similar. HA!
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Mine for today:

I use to have a handle on life but it broke !


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Ok, one more for tonight:


Be careful who's toes you step on today for they may be connected to the foot that kicks your a** tomorrow.

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I guess I have two funny ones, both having to do with smells.

My 9 year old came up with this one....What's the best smelling tomato? A Roma!

As I was hugging my 5 year old daughter tonight I told her that she smelled sooooo good! She cracked up laughing. It took her a few minutes to stop laughing to tell me what was so funny. Then she said that she tooted right before I said that! ...what timing!!
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