Jeff Long
Distinguished member
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
- Messages
- 254
- Reason
- PALS
- Diagnosis
- 10/2011
- Country
- US
- State
- NC
- City
- Raleigh
And this week I wear the Crown of Dumb.
Doc gave Lyrica to help with cramping issues but I let my prescription run out and was 'slow' about getting it refilled. I have never been a 'meds' guy and hate the idea of sucking down so many pills every day (lyrica x 4, Rilutek x 2, etc.) so in a moment of moronic medical assessment I thought I'd try staying off the lyrica. HA! I've got tongue cramps that cause a dance Michael Jackson could never do!
Maybe it will taper off, I thought. Uh... no.
Maybe it will stay in the part of my tongue that's in the the mouth, I thought. No again.
Maybe the cramp in my throat won't kill me, I thought. For once, correct-a-mundo.
Maybe it won't spread. Really? Ya think? Um... no!
Maybe my toes are supposed to spread wide enough to resemble swim fins. Probably not.
Maybe, as my wife 'suggested', I should stay on the meds! Dang, she's always right.
Now, if they could write a prescription to cure stupid I'd be alright!
Doc gave Lyrica to help with cramping issues but I let my prescription run out and was 'slow' about getting it refilled. I have never been a 'meds' guy and hate the idea of sucking down so many pills every day (lyrica x 4, Rilutek x 2, etc.) so in a moment of moronic medical assessment I thought I'd try staying off the lyrica. HA! I've got tongue cramps that cause a dance Michael Jackson could never do!
Maybe it will taper off, I thought. Uh... no.
Maybe it will stay in the part of my tongue that's in the the mouth, I thought. No again.
Maybe the cramp in my throat won't kill me, I thought. For once, correct-a-mundo.
Maybe it won't spread. Really? Ya think? Um... no!
Maybe my toes are supposed to spread wide enough to resemble swim fins. Probably not.
Maybe, as my wife 'suggested', I should stay on the meds! Dang, she's always right.
Now, if they could write a prescription to cure stupid I'd be alright!