Things that make me go off......

[Essbo]

I know in the cosmic scheme of things, I've got little to complain about, but:

1. This isn't a journey....I know you're trying to be kind, but ....
2. Steps, oh Lord, not another set of stairs!
3. Socks.
4. Shoelaces, not only that, but they're after the socks.
5 Sitting down, then you have to stand up.
6. Standing up, I gotta go sit down.

 

[momofsixkids60]

Let me add: zippers and buttons!

 

[smwelder]

i feel for you i nolonger dress myself and befor that i went to sweat pants and vercro shoes. im a weldder by trade i lived in jeans and boots i did not own any thing other than boots. so now my wife dresses me no more boots or jeans im ok with it now i have no choice but to

 

[arkallen]

That's a classic six Essbo! I like it a lot.

Welcome to the Forum, hope that you hang around here a bit and we can all get to know you.

 

[twinmommie72]

I know in the cosmic scheme of things, I've got little to complain about, but:

1. This isn't a journey....I know you're trying to be kind, but ....
2. Steps, oh Lord, not another set of stairs!
3. Socks.
4. Shoelaces, not only that, but they're after the socks.
5 Sitting down, then you have to stand up.
6. Standing up, I gotta go sit down.

True...so true!

 

[Okie2]

What a great set of truths. I like it more every time I look at it. Thanks so much.

 

[John1]

Essbo, you can strike #3 and 4 off your list by switching to sandals with velcro straps. I haven't laced a pair of shoes in years and rarely wear socks. Because I run my dog a lot with my scooter in the sunshine however I do have rather oddly striped feet when my sandals are off. My girlfriend calls them "tiger paws".

 

[Steven B]

I have worn nothing but socks and Birkenstocks Sandals for about 4 months now. Socks only to keep the sandals on. I guess I should get the velcro sandals. My feet are different sizes throughout the day